This Week in High Fashion: New York Goes LO RENT

This Week in High Fashion: New York Goes LO RENT

Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 10:25am

Fashion as we know it...may be over...and I am saddened by this Fuckery.

According to several aghast sources...the retarded douche fest that is the "Jersey Shore" cast are "demanding tickets to fashion week"....also evidenced by the utter wierdness of seeing one of those bar sluts at the Grammy's.

"That means the MTV reality stars, including JWoww, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Ronnie Ortis-Magro and Vinnie Guadagnino could be plopping down beside fashion's elite and A-list stars. "

And what made me a little bug eyed...the editor in chief of ALLURE (which I'm starting to think of as Flare's maniac American twin) gave this quote...
"They should dress exactly the way they always do and not change a hair or hair gel or tone down the tan, they're perfect as is."


I'm sorry. These people??? THIS is who you're talking about????

Lets count the duckfaces shall we?
I see 4...and one of them is a dude.
Fucking shameful.


Between this, and the Kardashians showing their new line for Bebe *giggle + hair flip*

Now YOU can dress like a Kardashian...aren't you EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!

And QVC getting a catwalk....YES I SAID IT....QVC...where their motto should be:
"Taking your lonliness straight to the bank."

Dead eyes, big smile...classic QVC.

my dreams of one day attaining the height of attending NYFW as a makeup artist (or anything else for that matter) have suddenly been broken like so much cheap pane glass...and they're only broken kittens because I have thrown myself through them. NYFW had built up so much respect in recent years...and then Project Runway paid their way in...and now this....

Maybe I just need to get super mega rich and have my own fucking fashion week.

Read more if you dare:

New York Post: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/shore_stars_jolt_fashionistas_buXG1FCXUKDprYbyBGY8pI#ixzz0eawlXs9B

NY Magazine

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