Today at 11:14am
I hate brown shoes. They remind me of door to door salesmen.
#3 ~ "I spill liquor a lot, what fabrics do you suggest I wear?""
#12~ "What good looking clothes can be worn to a construction site?"
#16 ~ "I'm turning 40, how can I keep my pompadour?"
Now I'm a little worried by the "not quite ready to embrace your age" bit... why does turning 40 immediately mean that you have to become a square and loose all of your inner hepcat? Don't do it... tone it down by all means with the clothing, but really... keep the hair. Just ask yourself... "What Would Brian Setzer Do?".
But really, don't let the hepcat out of your Rockabilly bag...you can dress like a square and still work it...honest.
#19 ~ "I'm a big guy...what kind of cardigan should I buy?"